i am oliver brown

aftermath

2006-09-16T19:58:00.000+08:00

I damn zai la! (that’s my all new feel good catch phrase)
Anyway, let me show u something
- VCR that records advertisements and plays them when you're not around
- A toothbrush with no bristles
- Annual meeting of people who climb hills and roll down them
- Annual gathering of Dwarves Are For Tolkien (DAFT) - about people who are enraged at Pluto's relegation to the status of a dwarf planet
- A new painkiller pill taken through the eye
- Annual meeting of uvula lovers (the thing that hangs down the back of your throat)
- A sure-stick frying pan
- 3-stick sets of chopsticks

What’s this? These were the 8 different products/events that the 8 finalists had, to do an immediate impromptu 30s trailer off. The most difficult one is the stupid dwarves one right? (It is).

But anyway, I won best DJ and pocketed $150!! So woohoo!
Disgusting.. Hossan Leong came telling me while conveniently putting his arm round my shoulder and saying ‘you know, power 98 is hiring’. Being disgusted I just said ‘ya.. ok’ and walked off. ha

Damn sian.. I hate stats. I think I’m in academic trouble… I need to mug but mug what… I just suck at math. And the rest.. I think I’m wading in the deep whirlpool of ignorance… so.. hope I’ll survive and do relatively well for mid terms..

And, Jan and my dearest neh jie is gonna buy clothes and stuff from Shanghai where stuff is cheap and good and selling it here! Look for me if you wanna know what’s available! Or just go –ladyj.blogspot.com !!

And.. Rong my dear son is back. We really gotta meet up soon!

why fat pple should burn

2006-09-10T23:11:00.000+08:00

Why fat pple should burn

1) They are the solution to the world’s fossil fuel shortage

2) All smelly things are rubbish. All rubbish is burnt. Fat people are smelly therefore fat people should burn.

3) They take up too much space. Things always shrink after they’re burnt.

4) They are the root of the famine problem. Photographs of famine always include African kids with big stomachs… they’re screaming fat pple with big stomachs caused this!

5) Big engines are needed to move heavy things… fat pple are heavy.. lotsa fossil fuels are required to power big engines. They drain resources

i'm skinny.. does that come as a shock?!

fon has left

2006-09-10T22:05:00.000+08:00

buay pai sia!!
i'm VPH finalist. just had my first radio show and thanks to lulu 'bong zong' ng i realised my fetish of saying 'u know'
but i think my show not bad la.. mai hiam buay pai... towards to end la.. first part still warming up ma.
thanks xian for listening in all the way from holland!
it's rather narcissistic to put the email of my face here so u can go see it at lulu's blog.
please pray i dun make a fool of myself during finals.. haha..

anyway, here's a nice pic taken at airport
it's gonna take a while b4 fon comes back.. maybe next july we'll have club full strength, add xian and jan.

and i suck at stats.. the only thing that includes numbers that i'm actually good at is sudoku... haha.. hope i'll get better!

and i'm freaking amazed by yq's roomie's godzilla snore.. it's godzilla with under exaggeration!
if i actually knew how to put it on the blog i'll do it..

sch's start

2006-09-06T00:36:00.000+08:00

oh boy... sch's started... it's actually rather hectically good
of course. there's the part of me feeling absolutely dumb in class cos most of the time i have this question mark on my head but it's still all good. i've my ultimate plan! one insanely brilliant comment per lesson and zonk out after that. the early the better means i can zonk out earlier
bash was quite fun! went with my OG and grace fon and terese (read: the club or whatever's left)

club! at club! hahaha

grace the crazy drunken bitch.

fon the crazy loving UK wife

my OG lor...

oh ya.. anyway, i got into voice personality hunt! woohoo! finalist.. yeah.. i'm gonna have my own radio show soon. yeah.. can listen to me all over the net soon.

anyway.. steve irwin mati.. use to love to do impressions of him. be very very careful of the snappers. at least he died doing what he loves. so good on ya mate. can't watch croc hunter on tv soon. and means there's gonna be some golden edition croc hunter dvd soon

haha.. anyway. more bout sch bout lazy to type. some other time then!
o brown out!

flyaway frens

2006-08-24T21:44:00.000+08:00

my dearest neh jie and xian

one fly to shanghai where everyone is sticky (literally)
hope i dun say u damn cheena when u come back..
as shen bu you ji as it is.. u dun have to become hui lin ah....

and this one flies to the land of windmills, prostitutes and heroine
careful the dorms, stay in bed and pray if you wake up at 3am. (think emily rose)
then who go church with me... pray hard VFC wun turn to VPC (victory pagan centre) when u come back hor

poor oliver stays in singapore...
but i know on 3rd Dec i'll receive one parcel from shanghai and another from holland right?
come back soon, BCM, SCJ, HPWAG (half price waffles at gelare) awaits
will miss u all to bits

the next post

2006-08-20T02:05:00.000+08:00

i went kuriya for dinner today. my mum said it's the first time she saw such a great difference between the picture in the menu and the actual dish. the pic's most prob taken by jill bed simon or something cos the most generous term i can use for the actual dish is measly. no doubt nice but measly.

"charcoal grilled seafood with blah blah miso on blah blah leaf" - $23.80 --> picture looks like a God damn family barbeque.
actual dish consist of a large dried leaf (inedible), 2 asparegus, one brinjal, one small prawn, and a eraser sized fish. before u can finish reading the name of the dish, i would have enuf time to stuff everything in my mouth and say chubby bunny.

i had convo today. poor pple should have some sense of decency and diginity.. they see some buffet and they run, literally run to the food and grab plate after plate. please la.. it's finger food.. eat a lil and sit down.. grabbing a pile and calling it lunch.. tak-glam la..

then after all the cheering and hype, and after 'this brings us to the end of convocation, welcome to smu' the room went silent around me (figuratively la...) and..

it hit me.
sch's actually starting.

and all i wanted to do was to slack.

2006-08-20T01:56:00.000+08:00

first photo post. testing. love these pple to bits

at grace's house

2006-08-18T23:00:00.000+08:00

hello.. my name is oliver brown
watching ant bully at grass's house now. lady in the water sucks
OTO stomach wobbler tickles my sox off
shall learn how to put pics up soon
fon's IQ has fallen 30 points after coming back from UK
mwhahaha
lulu rox <-- she help me put up blogskin.. ai ni yi wan nian!

ps. how to make fon do something, anything
chant: lurbch you, lurbch you, lurbch lurbch you.. ummm ya

dunno what else to write. convo tmr!

2006-06-21T17:18:00.000+08:00

hello. i am oliver brown.